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PLUS: ChatGPT thinks Bill Clinton served 78 years

Welcome to 2026, humans!
Happy New Year! Wow, we canât believe itâs finally 2026. In addition to another year of AI shenanigans as we get closer to the make-or-break year for AGI (AI 2027, as per this report), this year ALSO marks the 250th anniversary of the United States.
In honor of that milestone, let's take stock of where we are in the AI development cycle with this commemorative image of all 50 US presidents, as presented by ChatGPT.
The bottom row really took us by surprise: first off, the incredible 78 years in office of Bill Clinton from 1979 to 1901, followed by President Goonee W. Rush (who served a remarkable -1 years from 2001-2000), then Barach Obama (2000-2012), Denal& Trump (2017-2011, also negative years apparently), and finally Joo Riden, our future president from 2041 to âpresent.â
Ahem. A few questions: Where were we between 2012 and 2041? Did Clinton really serve 78 years, backwards? Also, how did I miss a President named Goonee W. Rush in History class?? Teenage me wouldâve been all over that. But most importantly: are yâall ridin' with Riden in 2041?
Yeah, I don't think we have to worry about AGI just yetâŚ
Hereâs what happened in AI today:
AI startups raised record $150B in 2025.
MiniMax released M2.1 beating Claude Sonnet 4.5 at 10% cost.
YouTube now serves 21% AI-generated content to new users.
fal open-sourced Flux 2 Dev Turbo for 6x faster image generation.
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ICYMI: In one of our latest podcast episodes, we talk to Nick Talken who built a $270M chemistry AI that started in a backyard trailer and now helps Fortune 100 companies compress their chemistry R&D from 3 months to 2 days.
The problem? There are 17 trillion ways to combine just 10 ingredients out of 100âmore possible chemical combinations than atoms in the universe. ChatGPT can't solve this. You need foundational models trained on 15 million molecular structures plus decades of proprietary lab data that's still trapped in paper notebooks.
Now Kenvue (the $32B company behind Tylenol and Neutrogena) is deploying Albert Invent to every single lab. By mid-2026, nearly every product they make will be touched by AI.
Nick's long-term vision? âInvent the physical world with a laptopâ the same way AWS let anyone build software. Chemistry is the bottleneck for everything from batteries to Mars missions. Speed up chemistry, accelerate everything else. Weâre v bullish on this one.
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âI Feel Like a Horseâ: The Internet Is Melting Down Over AI
It's New Year's Day, 2026. Usually a time for resolutions and optimism. But in the developer corners of the internet this week, the vibe is... different. Less âHappy New Yearâ and more âThe Party Is Over.â
Case in point: A viral Reddit thread from a FAANG engineer described âparalyzing, complete, unsolvable existential anxietyâ about AI. Their argument? The âCentaurâ era (where humans + AI beat AI alone) is already dead.
For the record, we disagree. But the post compiled quotes from industry heavyweights who seemed to agree with the premise:
Karpathy says programmer contributions to code are âincreasingly sparse.â
DeepMind's Rohan Anil admitted he feels âlike a horseâ who can only beat AI âon good days.â
Anthropic researchers are pivoting their careers because they think automated AI research is imminent.
The community response ranged from pragmatic acceptance (âstability matters more than optimizationâ) to existential acceleration (âwe're on a spaceship approaching a black holeâ; sure, we could be about to get obliterated, but hey, enjoy the view!).
Our take: The anxiety is real, but task-level capability isn't the same as job-level autonomy. The models will keep getting better at discrete tasks. But they'll struggle longer with the messy, contextual, judgment-heavy work that defines most actual jobs.

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Prompt Tip of the Day
Make resolutions you can actually test (and quit guilt-free).
Most New Yearâs goals are giant lifestyle overhauls⌠which is why they die around mid-January. This prompt flips it: youâre running 12 tiny experimentsâlow-cost, low-time, high-curiosity. If one flops, you learned something. If one clicks, youâve got a new habit without forcing it.
The â12 tiny experimentsâ Prompt
Propose 12 small experiments I can try this year (one per month) focused on fun, learning, creativity, or relationships.
Each experiment must cost under $50 and take under 2 hours to start.
Include a clear starting step and what success looks like.
Then ask me which to keep, tweak or drop before we finalize the list. 
Treats to Try
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MiniMax released a new open-source agentic model called M2.1 that beats Claude Sonnet 4.5 at 10% of the cost (API, GitHub, try it here).
Reachy Mini SDK lets you control an expressive open-source robot in Python and install ârobot appsâ via Hugging Face Spaces.
next-ai-draw-io turns prompts into editable draw.io diagrams (plus an MCP server so IDE agents can âdrawâ as a tool).
nano-vllm is a readable ~1,200-line reimplementation of vLLM-style inference (prefix caching, CUDA graphs, etc.).
Sim is a drag-and-drop agent workflow builder you can self-host, with local-model support via Ollama.

Around the Horn
fal open-sourced their version of Flux 2 Dev Turbo, a distilled LoRA adapter that generates images in just 8 inference steps instead of 50, making it 6x faster than the base model while matching or surpassing the original quality, and now available as the #1 ELO-ranked open-source image generator.
Notion tested an âAIâfirst workspaceâ with dedicated AI tabs, an AIâcredits meter, and internal models hiding behind dessert codenames.
Researchers created the world's smallest programmable autonomous robots.
China deployed humanoid robots at its Vietnam border crossing for 24/7 security operations.
AI startups raised a record $150B in 2025 as Goldman Sachs warned new deal announcements now trigger 2% stock drops.
Data center operators are now deploying aircraft jet engines (via companies like Boom Supersonic) to bypass 7-year grid connection wait
AI developer Nathan Barry rewrote his tiny-diffusion AI to be 3x smaller, cutting the codebase from 951 lines to just 364 in a single file and showing that diffusion models differ from GPT-style models by only 1 line of architectural code.
Claude Opus 4.5 generated a full MIDI mixer as a terminal app written in Rust, prompting one developer to note it's âimpossible to say Opus 4.5 is an order of magnitude better without sounding like AI hype, but it's the counterintuitive truth.â
Related: A developer gave Claude the ability to write music and shared the first song it composed, adding to the growing list of creative capabilities emerging from frontier models.
The Claude Chrome extension rebuilt ChatGPT inside Google AI Studio, demonstrating how easily AI tools can now replicate each other's interfaces and functionality.

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Thursday Trivia
One is AI, and one is real. Which is Which? Vote below!
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A Catâs Commentary

We hear Franklinâs pretty picky, so this is kinda like a Jefferson 9.

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